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anaconda || nicki minaj

by the way, what he say? he can tell i ain’t missing no meals
come through and fuck ‘em in my automobile
let him eat it with his grills and he telling me to chill
and he telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
say he don’t like ‘em boney, he want something he can grab
so i pulled up in the jag, mayweather with the jab like
dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

(via furbydamoonshiner)

中原大佛 (Zhongyuan Dafo) Spring Temple Buddha, Lushan, China (currently the tallest statue in the world)

& 南海观音 (Nanhai Guanyin) Guanyin of the South Sea, Sanya, China (currently the 4th tallest)

(Source: mingsonjia, via furbydamoonshiner)

dvniela:

If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

(via justtheladyinblack)

(Source: ragemovement, via setbabiesonfire)

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

(via religiousmother)

(Source: hobolunchbox, via vanessa-a)